SHIN: A device used to find furniture in the dark.

danisnotafaggot:

thebabbagepatch:

hereghostyghosty:

jordaamn:

johnstridur:

adriofthedead:

thesunmaid:

parents making sex jokes

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grandparents making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds

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NINE

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NEIN

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suizdejinn:

rocksymom:

Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.

This needs to be on a shirt

james-p-sullivan:

blame-the-companion-cube:

inabasket:

Wow, the new Monsters Inc movie looks brutal. 

Actually, this is from “Cabin in the Woods.” xD!

no its monsters inc

james-p-sullivan:

blame-the-companion-cube:

inabasket:

Wow, the new Monsters Inc movie looks brutal. 

Actually, this is from “Cabin in the Woods.” xD!

no its monsters inc

herspanic:

girls just wanna have fun

herspanic:

girls just wanna have fun

dobetterbyyou:

i want you both

dobetterbyyou:

i want you both

bledri:

delsins:

whereischarlesleee:

takingbackmyfirstamendmentrights:

marsthebringerofwar:

lord-kitschener:

bowlersandtophats:

usuk-addict:

ladyymacdeath:

romanorgasm:

sclez:

How have I not seen the Spain one until now.

“Totally inert”

“mama’s boys”

The Spain one tho.

Evil Federated Empire of Europe tho.

vikings tho

Crimea labeled “Japan”

East Germany as “poker loss”.

“Hoes in Power”.

I can’t.

“Napoleon’s Dream” I’M FUCKIN

i lolled at the greek once, sicily being western greece. true as fuck

EVIL FEDERATED EMPIRE OR EUROPE I AM DONE

jaclcfrost:

do you ever feel like mike wazowski

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Can You Not?

The story of my life as of late, A memoir. 

ja-mbles:

tree houses are sick because ur literally forcing a tree to hold the corpse of his fallen brother and if that isnt the most metal thing ever i dont know what is

wilwheaton:

excellent use of comic sans.